i've been eating a lot of carrots lately.
like a handful and a half each day.
i bring them to work with me and munch on them all day, which my coworkers tell me is quite irritating. but what do i care? i don't have to spend eight hours a day with myself.
anyways, i hear that eating lots of carrots will turn you orange.
maybe then people might mistake my orange hue for a tan.
and then i will be real hot.