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the carrot diet

Fri Jun 16, 2006, 9:57 PM
i've been eating a lot of carrots lately.

like a handful and a half each day.

i bring them to work with me and munch on them all day, which my coworkers tell me is quite irritating. but what do i care? i don't have to spend eight hours a day with myself.

anyways, i hear that eating lots of carrots will turn you orange.

maybe then people might mistake my orange hue for a tan.

and then i will be real hot.
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=avancna Jun 16, 2006, 10:17:08 PM
To accumulate enough carotenoids to turn your skin the same orange color of a lousy fake tan, you'd need to eat about 6 pounds of carrots within one week.

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I just noticed something. You have super powers. That is so cool. Can you fly?

-Glorificus the Beast
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~jeffquinn Jun 16, 2006, 10:27:48 PM
i measured how much i eat each day.

it's a little under a pound.
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=avancna Jun 16, 2006, 10:30:52 PM
You'll need to eat more, then.
Maybe you should juice your carrots first?

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I just noticed something. You have super powers. That is so cool. Can you fly?

-Glorificus the Beast
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~BeatleVette Jun 17, 2006, 10:31:40 AM
"maybe then people might mistake my orange hue for a tan.

and then i will be real hot."

Hahahaha, you crack me up! Carrots are tasty :)

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-Anna
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~jackievigeant Jun 17, 2006, 1:30:18 PM
Dear Jefe,
You're retarded.
- Jackie

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~jeffquinn Jun 17, 2006, 4:18:53 PM
easy for you to say.

your fuckin' tanner then babby turds!
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~jeffquinn Jun 17, 2006, 4:20:00 PM
nah, i like the crunch.

but, as was mentioned, the coworkers hate that.

i'll look into a juicer.
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=avancna Jun 17, 2006, 5:13:41 PM
Why not invest in a lousy tan AND eat a pound of carrots every day, then?
You'll be like a walking, talking (orange) creamsicle of sex.

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I just noticed something. You have super powers. That is so cool. Can you fly?

-Glorificus the Beast
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=megarea Jun 19, 2006, 4:53:16 AM
Yeah baby because orange peel skin is the hotness

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You know you have a thing for zombie cannibal cowboys! [link]
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